Few days ago, it was my "I am Creative" assessment. This project, you can come up with anything, (poem, singing, painting etc *CREATIVE IS SUBJECTIVE*) but the point is that, whatever you are presenting, you must reason out why do you think is creative.
So~ What I did was, I immitated Michael Jackson's dance moves - Dangerous. It was a musical sketch. The storyline is about.. how my dad pikat my mother. So with a Michael Jackson style, I (the daddy in my sketch) pikat my mother (the boy I forced him to dress up like a girl).
I would say, is rather cool, because most of my classmates, they either invent something or create a video. I was the only one performing LIVE.
I told them, being creative is not about inventing something. For me, Creative is the ability to transform an idea in your mind into action. But, this can only be done ONLY if you believe in yourself. Blah...blah..blah..
Dancing like MJ is not easy, you need GUTS. For a girl to do ball grabbing actions, humping movements (go watch The Way You Make Me Feel- by MJ, then you will know why) is SOOOO paiseh-ish.
Honestly speaking, I never ever dance before in my entire life, not to mention performing in front of a crowd. When I did my MJ dance in front of my classmates (only 14 people), I also feel like I going to see my HEAVENLY FATHER in Heaven.
Well, I thought.... that was the end of it. I dont want to dance in front of public anymore. But my friends (Anjing(s) berzina itu) go and tell my friend *the pro MJ immitator*, saying that I want to perform LIVE with him in IMU got Talent. Walao~ damn Ci Bai wei~ Sorry, I was so angry..
But yaloh~ so So Hai Crab man! Whoops, sorry again.
They make it sound like I can dance very well, and I admire him sooooo much till I want to perform with him.
Grrr.... I feel like I want to throw them down from KLCC (Let them enjoy the view before they die miserably).
Haiz.. these kind of people never exist in G9, but in my Psycho class.
Where is the justice????
Ok.. enough la..
Lets hear some LAME joke
1) What do you call a chicken who wears a golden chain? Ayamas (get it? ayam plus emas)
2) What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit
3)What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
4) What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated
5) When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
6) What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear)
7) Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"
8) Why were all the ink spots crying? Their father was in the pen.
9) What did the dog say to the tree? bark.
10) Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh
11) Why did the booger cross the road, because he was being picked on
12) How do you start a book about ducks?...With an introduction. (intro DUCK tion)
13) Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetas!
14) What did the digital watch say to his mom? "Look mom no hands."
Love - Tim
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